tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-56965034701387816232024-03-19T11:05:40.693-07:00Harry Venning's Blogharry venninghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05840570379890451574noreply@blogger.comBlogger27125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5696503470138781623.post-53549653151382703952014-11-03T08:57:00.001-08:002014-11-18T08:07:28.050-08:00Is there anybody there?....Is there anybody there?.....harry venninghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05840570379890451574noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5696503470138781623.post-18972417099964457502012-02-09T08:30:00.000-08:002012-02-09T08:30:17.670-08:00Looney ToonsHamlet, The Motion Picture, currently in production. The rumour mill is rife with casting ideas - Fassbender? Pitt? Sheen?- and this could be the biggest talent search since Selnick searched for Scarlett.<br />
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Can you see how it works?harry venninghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05840570379890451574noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5696503470138781623.post-88840081674265017172012-01-30T07:34:00.000-08:002012-01-30T07:34:20.673-08:00Squeek preview of next week's Clare joke...<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgvgRH3GixjgASYqCzUQjpkJJRzvnmtSmex0kNMa3dwK-hyZOGvSaEhar3YfNoBgcIsnT7z2swJlKFISu4lLWAFJpWmp7c9AkuxjgEYDzIJRgBTkDyRNUnj08TwFs9hJufG59UznzQusrY/s1600/Clare+Stench.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="130" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgvgRH3GixjgASYqCzUQjpkJJRzvnmtSmex0kNMa3dwK-hyZOGvSaEhar3YfNoBgcIsnT7z2swJlKFISu4lLWAFJpWmp7c9AkuxjgEYDzIJRgBTkDyRNUnj08TwFs9hJufG59UznzQusrY/s320/Clare+Stench.jpg" width="320" /></a></div>harry venninghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05840570379890451574noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5696503470138781623.post-38502859151778674662012-01-26T02:26:00.001-08:002012-01-26T02:26:59.696-08:00An exciting ProjectAs part of my new policy of blogging on a regular basis- at least, more regularly than every 12 months-<br />
I thought I would share with you some of the really exciting projects I am working on that aren't earning me any money. I am in the early stages of realising a long held dream of animating Hamlet The Pig, working with the extremely talented Barry Wilkinson in Bristol. Barry animated some of my cartoons for Brandon Trust, and I am really excited about our collaboration although I will probably dump him if Pixar come in for it. Anyway, here is a working rough to kick off.<br />
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<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhQi9GQBaoynQVeoASVv1L-62cRInbsvYIQjnc5Sn9_bi2AsHi-tHMxPRnk6LxHPHL1Jqit0EjEfK5ftJOU1hFr4NSRDieePh3oCrma_m_t6yzwPI5WSBlp2SZ3FbCpvOM4wqJlhcrklZ8/s1600/Clare+calendar+cover+2012.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhQi9GQBaoynQVeoASVv1L-62cRInbsvYIQjnc5Sn9_bi2AsHi-tHMxPRnk6LxHPHL1Jqit0EjEfK5ftJOU1hFr4NSRDieePh3oCrma_m_t6yzwPI5WSBlp2SZ3FbCpvOM4wqJlhcrklZ8/s320/Clare+calendar+cover+2012.jpg" width="226" /></a></div>Anyway, for the benefit of my many followers, most of whom work next door, the 2012 calendar is now available and in colour. Wow! See you in 12 months.harry venninghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05840570379890451574noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5696503470138781623.post-19326671007747102502011-10-04T02:00:00.000-07:002011-10-04T02:00:36.977-07:00What's afoot.I have decided to break my ten month silence to inform the world that I have got deep vein thrombosis from a train trip between Exeter St.Davids and Brighton. That'll teach me to indulge my passion for exotic travel.harry venninghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05840570379890451574noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5696503470138781623.post-35346853465825460992011-10-03T06:19:00.000-07:002011-10-03T06:19:27.005-07:00Its about the prestige, not the money...Clare In The Community is the BBC comedy podcast of the week, for which privilege I was paid just over £8. So its important you download it and listen, or it'll be a shameful waste of licence payers money.<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEii3RptCBFsSrV88AsDvp2G5odDPjUf6ri5K2n80w8WeOrJpcepIb_I7mGt2fFZyFy0zseGKrCEM-iVrW8_la5CaUHVDKJBSuhnvM7er0tww6DTjU8ceGDrFk1jrHSBoBJKuY-UCdtjWgk/s1600/clare+kung+fu.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="136" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEii3RptCBFsSrV88AsDvp2G5odDPjUf6ri5K2n80w8WeOrJpcepIb_I7mGt2fFZyFy0zseGKrCEM-iVrW8_la5CaUHVDKJBSuhnvM7er0tww6DTjU8ceGDrFk1jrHSBoBJKuY-UCdtjWgk/s320/clare+kung+fu.jpg" width="320" /></a></div>And here is next Wednesday's cartoon, for good measure.harry venninghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05840570379890451574noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5696503470138781623.post-10731589633926019302011-09-23T01:51:00.000-07:002011-09-23T01:51:17.431-07:00Hurrah, I'm back!Rejoice my followers, more numerous than the sands in the desert, I have returned and with glorious news!<br />
Clare In The Community series 7 begins this morning, 11.30am, on Radio 4 and runs for five more weeks.<br />
Fortunately unemployment is at an all time high, so plenty of people will be able to tune in, but for the rest there is always BBC iplayer.harry venninghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05840570379890451574noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5696503470138781623.post-19157788598052584822011-09-15T02:58:00.000-07:002011-09-15T02:58:03.827-07:00Hello Again My Legions Of FansAfter a small break of seven months I have decided to blog once again, what with the imminent broadcast of Clare In The Community, Series 7. The recordings were largely successful, most of the jokes hit their targets, the theatre was packed and I managed to get through the whole process without alcohol.<br />
Here are some photos of the cast pretending to concentrate during rehearsals. The photos are my own and therefore crap.<br />
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<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhsj618KByS7BPzcn9Hh8ge72iZwMHNvVZLkTHEZ9PTvaYiIXJqvtN4BrIuuAPJEiBj8wYyN8N2lwOMfHpVi_qRSVIE1jR1MwKyhsoiCYgo2Sq5hemISnkNJLhQ8JrYHhvqd1m2Gb74Qqs/s1600/P1010120.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="221" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhsj618KByS7BPzcn9Hh8ge72iZwMHNvVZLkTHEZ9PTvaYiIXJqvtN4BrIuuAPJEiBj8wYyN8N2lwOMfHpVi_qRSVIE1jR1MwKyhsoiCYgo2Sq5hemISnkNJLhQ8JrYHhvqd1m2Gb74Qqs/s320/P1010120.JPG" width="320" /></a></div>Series 7 is broadcast for six Fridays from the 23rd September at 11.30am on Radio 4!harry venninghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05840570379890451574noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5696503470138781623.post-38616076208940522312011-02-01T05:47:00.001-08:002011-02-01T05:47:50.262-08:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj-6qMlu39xAUPMaL8r2sFQxiVwIWFsps1TjpWsWAUyoRb-2U7_Sf93juRP2oe05dV0Xih93l-rbJ1K4blcpFtYlW_EvmeXc0kVxVddR0TONqdWyQ7_I6xvacVbUiy7cPqt_KNxL_RSYAY/s1600/clare+brighton+rock%2521.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="138" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj-6qMlu39xAUPMaL8r2sFQxiVwIWFsps1TjpWsWAUyoRb-2U7_Sf93juRP2oe05dV0Xih93l-rbJ1K4blcpFtYlW_EvmeXc0kVxVddR0TONqdWyQ7_I6xvacVbUiy7cPqt_KNxL_RSYAY/s320/clare+brighton+rock%2521.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><br />
Brighton Rocks!harry venninghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05840570379890451574noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5696503470138781623.post-26349036491346123792011-01-18T02:29:00.000-08:002011-01-18T02:29:53.413-08:00Kings Speech<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhhljCJLnUHTLw6xl9hM0YUlpiwSMB1xL1mF0W7JSF5WGEfjjrRtvl8rATaE7T7-n8I8GUFNYTD-G1vuzPvAKxtRYcK78OA4K7k_8YgaEj-yLZdelYSGMrBUzhzs3SsII_Quhd64c7iKVQ/s1600/hamlet+speech.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="176" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhhljCJLnUHTLw6xl9hM0YUlpiwSMB1xL1mF0W7JSF5WGEfjjrRtvl8rATaE7T7-n8I8GUFNYTD-G1vuzPvAKxtRYcK78OA4K7k_8YgaEj-yLZdelYSGMrBUzhzs3SsII_Quhd64c7iKVQ/s320/hamlet+speech.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><br />
I thought the film was pretty good, actually.harry venninghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05840570379890451574noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5696503470138781623.post-59543590380536031352011-01-11T06:08:00.000-08:002011-01-11T06:08:54.502-08:00Radio Fun<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhPgLwVTff2Vry5vtmwkT4uI3Mq80pg0Yo9NdyrrEfVzO3sJYmOS41WEcTJNFAzRPZsWiUdfbbN2xOgRSarP6Qcg8hg4F3iEbsGqCBB7a6pcdgKHE5N7Nw9T4Moxp8ZkpbjwOatISn-jKs/s1600/hamlet+dead+archer.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="171" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhPgLwVTff2Vry5vtmwkT4uI3Mq80pg0Yo9NdyrrEfVzO3sJYmOS41WEcTJNFAzRPZsWiUdfbbN2xOgRSarP6Qcg8hg4F3iEbsGqCBB7a6pcdgKHE5N7Nw9T4Moxp8ZkpbjwOatISn-jKs/s320/hamlet+dead+archer.jpg" width="320" /></a></div>Here is a very funny joke I drew for The Stage until it was pointed out that I got the name of the actor and the character wrong. Good job somebody checks.harry venninghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05840570379890451574noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5696503470138781623.post-21526932950185067502011-01-04T03:42:00.000-08:002011-01-04T03:42:08.541-08:00HAPPY NEW YEARAnother year, another Clare In The Community calendar campaign. Not entirely without problems, especially given my decision to finally utilise my mailing list and blanket post everybody who has ever bought a calendar.<br />
Unsurprisingly, quite a few former purchasers have died since its inception in 1989, provoking several angry letters from bereaved relatives. To make matters worse I used some ancient, oversized envelopes found under the desk, which instantly qualified for the Post Offices new "large letter" status, rendering the postage I'd put on insufficient. The grand sum of £1.19 ( 19p extra plus £1 handling) was the surplus people had to pay to receive them, and many paid it because the name and address was hand written ( I thought it would add a personal touch). Despite the whole UK postal system collapsing beneath the heaviest snow for 48 years, one man from the Highlands Of Scotland found time to complain that his calendar hadn't arrived in time for Christmas. By which point I decided, what the hell, I may as well take the blame for the weather as well and sent him another one.<br />
So basically I spent much of the festive season spreading distress, grief, anger and unhappiness like some kind of evil xmas elf.<br />
I still have lots of calendars left, if anyone wants one.harry venninghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05840570379890451574noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5696503470138781623.post-57654764105879565492010-12-23T06:23:00.000-08:002010-12-23T06:23:04.667-08:00Merry Christmas.Seasonal goodwill to all, even those who didn't buy the Clare In The Community Calendar. Bastards.harry venninghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05840570379890451574noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5696503470138781623.post-32050983733775620722010-12-16T08:17:00.000-08:002010-12-16T08:17:17.432-08:00YET MORE GLAMOURWent to a talk at BBC TV centre about What BBC1 Wants From Comedy Writers. About 80 people crammed in a tiny room for two and a half hours. Basically, and here I am paraphrasing, BBC1 doesn't know what it wants but will know it when it sees it. Usually on BBC2, or BBC3.<br />
At least 95% of the people present were white, middle class, middle aged men, and boy were we told off for it. Not coming from London made me quite an exotic minority.harry venninghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05840570379890451574noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5696503470138781623.post-14339876603787096982010-12-15T03:49:00.000-08:002010-12-15T03:49:07.490-08:00OH THE GLAMOURWent to the BBC Radio Comedy Xmas party yesterday, where I rubbed shoulders with a host of famous people. Sandi Toksvig rubbed shoulders with peoples' hips, being surprisingly short. I think everyone was a little intimidated by my reputation, as nobody came up and spoke to me all afternoon!harry venninghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05840570379890451574noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5696503470138781623.post-24939474392008310862010-12-13T05:02:00.000-08:002010-12-13T05:02:43.673-08:00Poor old royals<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhDl-lhLsJ4Vp-OE_QGYb5ek-c9ENMQ8wcWKoa53pqqu0cV5rLNgjtJhgx_0-Xq-7SYaFLTwoI8bmoeMIQuagutkGZSAXdJxkHpwDaDpRtXZGbGC1ejriR_HOf-O7GwAAOX9POND1x6OQM/s1600/hamlet+riot%2521.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="175" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhDl-lhLsJ4Vp-OE_QGYb5ek-c9ENMQ8wcWKoa53pqqu0cV5rLNgjtJhgx_0-Xq-7SYaFLTwoI8bmoeMIQuagutkGZSAXdJxkHpwDaDpRtXZGbGC1ejriR_HOf-O7GwAAOX9POND1x6OQM/s320/hamlet+riot%2521.jpg" width="320" /></a></div>This is next week's Hamlet gag, only a little out of date but I liked it. So in it goes.harry venninghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05840570379890451574noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5696503470138781623.post-90734638965776405932010-11-30T08:09:00.000-08:002010-11-30T08:09:54.946-08:00My First Published Strip Cartoon ( redrawn)<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg7QVKwcIkK5FfuN00o_Xi9i5Hq5LRc1SyJrF_qdj27MUqIr4mu8-tWQUI4gRdb13_OPWtO_L84um-1qIEDByD97qZmuPSdgzGEa2y2PhAKk_-geqZdWKPTZm9OGoROCkqLd-MO6A0sVuQ/s1600/ouch.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="123" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg7QVKwcIkK5FfuN00o_Xi9i5Hq5LRc1SyJrF_qdj27MUqIr4mu8-tWQUI4gRdb13_OPWtO_L84um-1qIEDByD97qZmuPSdgzGEa2y2PhAKk_-geqZdWKPTZm9OGoROCkqLd-MO6A0sVuQ/s320/ouch.jpg" width="320" /></a></div>Which appeared in the Aberystwyth University newspaper The Courier sometime in the late seventies. I have got a lot of mileage out of it, especially at cartoon workshops ( " You don't need to be great at drawing to be a cartoonist, and here's the proof...")harry venninghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05840570379890451574noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5696503470138781623.post-44183513521487142922010-11-25T03:40:00.000-08:002010-11-25T03:40:37.809-08:00Next week's Clare In The Community joke.A sneak preview, which also offers the opportunity to have a look at my Clare In The Community blog at<br />
<a href="http://www.clareinthecommunity.blogspot.com/">http;www.clareinthecommunity.blogspot.com</a><br />
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