Hamlet, The Motion Picture, currently in production. The rumour mill is rife with casting ideas - Fassbender? Pitt? Sheen?- and this could be the biggest talent search since Selnick searched for Scarlett.
Or I might do all the voices myself.
Can you see how it works?
I am a cartoonist, illustrator, and writer. Amongst the many wonderful gifts I have given the world are Hamlet The Pig in The Stage, Clare In The Community in The Guardian and on BBC Radio 4, and theRadio 4 sitcom Sneakiepeeks, although the world didn't really appreciate that particular gift and effectively gave it back after one series.
I will do almost anything for money.